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The Strangest Day

Posted on Friday, July 25, 2008 at 12:14AM by Registered CommenterMike Smith in | Comments2 Comments

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In 2008’s The Power of Critical Thinking, Lewis Vaughn wrote:

“When Evelyn Marie Adams won the New Jersey lottery twice, newspapers reported the odds of her feat as 1 in 17 trillion—the odds that a given person buying a single ticket for two New Jersey lotteries would win both. But statisticians Stephen Samuels and George McCabe report that, given the millions of people who buy U.S. state lottery tickets, it was ‘practically a sure thing’ that someday, somewhere, someone would hit a state jackpot twice. Consider: An event that happens to but one in a billion people in a day happens 2000 times a year. A day when nothing weird happened would actually be the weirdest day of all.”

And, in New Mexico, today, July 24, 2008: was that day.

Today—aside from someone smashing in the window of my car to steal an over-sized purse full of my wife’s childbirth education DVDs and an electric breast-pump; an amazing and miles-long subterranean river of white crystals being discovered beneath Fort Stanton; a mentally interesting Albuquerque man sitting in prison for killing and burying his brother “to save the world”; and Tucumcari—absolutely nothing strange at all happened in our state.

Sorry about that.

—Mike Smith

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Reader Comments (2)

Dude --- that really stinks about the theft. I'm know your wife is probably pretty annoyed about the whole thing, because that means she has to buy replacements. My week kind of felt the same way.
July 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMegan Walker
"At 8:50 p.m., a female on South Third Street reported an unwanted female who was yelling at her kids."

If I were unwanted, I might yell at my kids, too.
July 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLisa Barrow

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